I was in the middle of my “comeback” post… and I just had to stop and write about tonight’s American Idol “results” show. After having to sit through the droves of inane celebrities telling me how I should “give back” (I never took anything!!! Stop telling me to give back damn it!), the end of the show FINALLY gets here and I learn who is kicked off. MICHAEL JOHNS… oh my fucking god! Are you kidding me? Was this a belated, very unfunny April Fool’s joke? Not to mention, Seacrest teased Michael by telling him someone got amnesty last year but not this year. Son-of-a-bitch… pour a little more salt in the wound why don’tcha, Ryan!

Now, I know why I boycotted this show for 6 years…

1. I swear this show is rigged.
2. The voting process is completely unfair… anyone can have as many phone/text votes as they want. How about changing it to one vote per person… or better yet… ONE VOTE PER IP ADDRESS. Get in the 21st century Idol!!!!
3. People in this god-forsakened country are absolutely and completely stupid… not to mention tone deaf!!!! They vote on popularity; not on talent. News flash… it’s a TALENT COMPETITION, not a fashion or personality contest you stupid fucks.
4. How incredibly fickle Randy and Simon are.

Typically I really appreciate Simon’s brutal honesty; not to mention, usually agree with him. However, tonight was a majorly different story. No one on earth could have sung “Dream On” by Aerosmith any closer to a “T” than he did. Here’s a tip Simon… take out your earplugs before you hit the judge’s box.

Damn, I’m pissed. Errr.